Give Matt Peterson plenty of props for trying.

The Arizona high school student asked Miley Cyrus to the prom last week, stripping down to nearly nothing while doing so.

A long-time fan, Peterson met the singer years ago at a radio station and tells Miley in the following video: "You changed my life, and I want to repay you by giving you the best night of your life."

Sadly, though, he won't get the chance.

“Dear Matt Peterson, I don’t think I’ll be able to make it to prom BUT why don’t you come to my AZ show & hang w me? Don’t forget a corsage.”

Awww, that's not a terrible counter proposal. Let's hope Peterson accepts.

Lil Za, a notorious member of Justin Bieber's posse, has been charged with three felonies stemming from last month's raid on the singer's home. Two weeks after Za was arrested for drug possession, the 19-year-old (a.k.a. Xavier Smith) faces two counts of possession of a controlled substance. Those would be for MDMA (a form of ecstasy) and Oxycodone. Smith also reportedly faces a felony charge for damaging a jail phone. Seriously. Lil Za: Arrested for Drugs! Police found the drugs "in plain view" at Justin's home back on January 14, while searching for evidence implicating Bieber's egging of a neighbor's home. Lil Za, who lives with Bieber along with Lil Twist, apparently was the owner of the illegal substances, or at least took the fall for the pop superstar. Alleged texts to Justin from Selena Gomez (below) insinuated that he was letting Za go down for unnamed things that the singer was responsible for. In any case, Za's day wasn't done once he was taken into custody. After being arrested, he spent less than a day at the Lost Hills / Malibu Sheriff's Station, but before he was released on bail, all hell broke loose. Sheriff's officers confirmed that Bieber's buddy damaged a phone, resulting in an additional felony offense and another $50,000 added to his bail.

Kylie Jenner is a 16-year old with a $125,000 Mercedes. So the reality star knows something about huge wastes of money. And Jenner has now taken to Twitter in order to express outrage over how The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department is handling theirs: She can't believe they have dedicated so much effort to raiding Justin Bieber's home. Justin Bieber Neighbor Films Egg Tossing Incident "Thousands of tax payers dollars were just WASTED by sending 12 ARMED officers with GUNS DRAWN in Justin Bieber's home to search for Eggs," Jenner re-Tweeted today, after a search warrant was issued to investigate Justin's Calabasas residence. Authorities are hoping to find evidence that links Bieber to the egging of his neighbor's houselast Thursday. Aside from cold hard cash, Kylie believes the police are wasting their resources, which would be better served elsewhere. She also re-Tweeted the following two messages by Maejor Ali: 1."Meanwhile people in Urban communities have a hard time getting ONE officer to come out for DANGEROUS crimes. So many unsolved murders/rapes." 2."Shame on you LA County sheriff office and shame on the judge who signed a search warrant for investigating egg- throwing in Calabasas." The raid did lead to the arrest of Lil Zaon cocaine possession, but neither Kylie nor Ali seem to care.

Walmart...save money, live better, fight harder? The express lane quickly became an express pain, when an elderly man attacked a shopper for having more than 20 items! What is going on America? The 77-year oldWilliam E. Golladayis facing felony battery charges for attacking 65-year old customerJohn L. Malherbeat a Florida Walmart! Allegedly, William starting counting John's items, discovered they numbered over the maximum 20, and then got in his grill...well, not the Foreman Grill that was probably on sale, but the facial one! Then using his shopping cart like a battering ram of old, William reportedly plowed into John's right side, hurting his elbow! William apparently had to be escortedout twice! He came back, not for the AH-Mazing prices, but to get at John again! Why can't we all just get along? We thought the friendly greeters would take care of any rage, but we guess we're wrong!

Comic books aren't always easy to translate to the big screen, but with the right casting - like Robert Downey Jr.asIron Man- they can turn a paper superhero into a paper-making megahit! So who could make a retired surgeon-turned-sorcerer cool? How about the guy singlehandedly brought back the pirate look? Johnny Deppis currently rumored to be in talks to play Marvel's magical superhero Doctor Strange! Marvel has been planningthe film adaptation for years. Could Captain Jack be the man to make it happen? It would make sense. Johnny does have a great relationship with Disney; and one could argue that afterThe Lone Rangerhe kind of owes them one. And if Johnny ever did want to play a superhero, the Sorcerer Supreme DEF leans toward his more eccentric sensibility! And if it's as big a hit as everything else Marvel touches, everyone would walk away a winner! What do U Marvel fans think? Would Johnny make a good Doctor?

Keeping up with the Kardashians is about to give us something to scream about. According to a new trailer at least. The Most Annoying Family on Reality Television kicks off Keeping up with the Kardashians Season 9with a two-night premiere on January 19 and January 20. And, based on the following teaser, we'll see Kris Jenner awkwardly dancing on new episodes, along with Bruce Jenner playing dress up and Kim Kardashian receiving a proposal from Kanye West. Did you know they were engaged?!? You will next week... Remember to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians onlinein order to catch up prior to the premiere

Things are looking very bleak for Justin Bieber at the moment. As we've documented over the past couple days, the singer almost definitely egged his neighbor's houselast week, resulting in an ugly confrontation with the man that was caught on camera. Reports indicate that Bieber caused over 20K in damagesand may soon face felony charges as a result. And now we can confirm that a search warrant has been granted to the Los Angels County Sheriff department in relation to the investigation. Early this morning, ELEVEN patrol cars arrived at Bieber's Calabasas mansion and officers are looking for further evidence of the egging. They are hoping to find surveillance footage from Bieber's own home, for example, that may have captured the food-based attack. They have already viewed the video recorded by the neighbor. Why is this search especially dangerous for Justin? ANYTHING illicit authorities find is fair game… and we all know Bieber has a soft spot for the occasional marijuana use. Bieber is actually being detained in his garage while cops look all around the premises. We'll update this story as news breaks… but you better Belieb the artist is in scalding hot water.

With a man claiming she urged him to send naked photos of himself, Jennifer Lopezis at the center of a shadyCatfishstyle lawsuit, but it appears the real culprit is actually a 53-year old El Lay woman! Rodrigo Ruizhas sued J.Lo for $10,000 claiming that the singer randomly sent him a letter asking for nude photos and demos of his music, but judging by the letters, it's clear that he got Catfished hard, hook, line, and sinker. Here's one of the letters Rodrigo received: "I just wanted to let you know that I do remember you and that I am interested in you. I have plans on leaving my husband. But I can't say much right now so that's it for now. Send me pictures of you both with clothes and without clothes." Hmm, so far this writing isn't winning any awards for sounding authentically like Mizz Lopez. Here's another: "This is Jennifer Lopez writing to you again and just to let you know that I got your packages, music, and demos. And just to let you know you need to send me pictures of you with and without clothes." And the last one, which is by far the most sexually charged and clearly phony: "This is Jennifer Lopez and as you can tell its been a while since I last wrote and as you can see I have a new boyfriend which means your in for the long haul and you have to put up with the fact that I am f**king him and sucking his d**k." Whoa, check out the dirty mouth on JFaux! Hmm Rodrigo seems like the person who would believe that a Nigerian prince really DID need his money. Meanwhile, the P.O. Box he sent his letters to is owned by a 53-year old woman, who, when called, got extremely nervous, talked about running a Jennifer Lopez fan mail exchange, and hung up! A rep from J.Lo had this to say about the whole debacle: "[T]his is a small claims matter that appears to be a desperate attempt for notoriety. Ms. Lopez has never seen or met the plaintiff, nor has she ever communicated with him. We believe this matter should be summarily dismissed." Poor guy, but really, next time J.Lo asks you for a nakedphoto, at least download Snapchat!

See, Justin Bieber. This is how you climb The Great Wall of China. A few months ago, the singer came under fire for being carried upthis tourist attraction by his bodyguards. But Katy Perry clearly needed no help during her visit to that same spot this weekend, posting a photo to Instagram of herself on top of The Wall, donning a fun hat and doing a split. “#Bestdressed #Goldenglobes,” Perry joked, a reference, of course, to how far away she was from the 2014 Golden Globes red carpet. But she really does get Best Dressed in our book! Best Dressed Singer Doing a Split in China Online, that is!

The 71st annual Golden Globes aired live from the Beverly Hills Hotel this week, with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler killing it with their monologueand major awards being handed out in the world of television and movies. Overall, it was a good night to Break Bad and also to put on an American Hustle. Scroll down for a complete list of winners... Jennifer Lawrence Wins a Golden Globe Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Golden Globes Monologue Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture — Comedy Or Musical Christian Bale, American Hustle Bruce Dern, Nebraska Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street — WINNER Oscar Isaac, Inside Llewyn Davis Joaquin Phoenix, Her Best Television Series — Comedy Or Musical The Big Bang Theory Brooklyn Nine-Nine — WINNER Girls Modern Family Parks and Recreation Best Director — Motion Picture Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity — WINNER Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave Alexander Payne, Nebraska David O. Russell, American Hustle Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series — Comedy Or Musical Zooey Deschanel, New Girl Lena Dunham, Girls Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Veep Amy Poehler, Parks And Recreation — WINNER Best Animated Film The Croods Despicable Me 2 Frozen — WINNER Best Performance by an Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television Matt Damon, Behind The Candelabra Michael Douglas, Behind The Candelabra — WINNER Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dancing on the Edge Idris Elba, Luther Al Pacino, Phil Spector Best Foreign Language Film Blue is the Warmest Color The Great Beauty — WINNER The Hunt The Past The Wind Rises Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series — Comedy Or Musical Jason Bateman, Arrested Development Don Cheadle, House of Lies Michael J. Fox, The Michael J. Fox Show Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine — WINNER Best Screenplay — Motion Picture 12 Years a Slave, John Ridley American Hustle, Eric Singer, David O. Russell Her, Spike Jonze — WINNER Nebraska, Bob Nelson Philomena, Steve Coogan and Jeff Pope Best Performance by an Actor In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Barkhad Abdi, Captain Phillips Daniel Brühl, Rush Bradley Cooper, American Hustle Michael Fassbender, 12 Years a Slave Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club — WINNER Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series — Drama Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black Taylor Schilling, Orange is the New Black Kerry Washington, Scandal Robin Wright, House of Cards — WINNER Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture — Comedy Or Musical Amy Adams, American Hustle — WINNER Julie Delpy, Before Midnight Greta Gerwig, Frances Ha Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Enough Said Meryl Streep, August: Osage County Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television Josh Charles, The Good Wife Rob Lowe, Behind the Candelabra Aaron Paul, Breaking Bad Corey Stoll, House of Cards Jon Voight, Ray Donovan — WINNER Best Original Song — Motion Picture “Atlas,” Catching Fire “Let It Go,” Frozen “Ordinary Love,” Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom — WINNER “Please, Mr. Kennedy,” Inside Llewyn Davis “Sweeter Than Fiction,” One Chance Best Original Score — Motion Picture All is Lost, Alex Ebert — WINNER Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom, Alex Heffes 12 Years a Slave, Hans Zimmer The Book Thief, John Williams Gravity, Steven Price Best Television Series — Drama Breaking Bad — WINNER Downton Abbey The Good Wife House of Cards Masters of Sex Best Performance by an Actor In A Television Series — Drama Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad — WINNER Liev Schreiber, Ray Donovan Michael Sheen, Masters of Sex Kevin Spacey, House of Cards James Spader, The Blacklist Best Performance by an Actress In A Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television Helena Bonham Carter, Burton and Taylor Rebecca Ferguson, The White Queen Jessica Lange, American Horror Story: Coven Helen Mirren, Phil Spector Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake — WINNER Best Mini-Series Or Motion Picture Made for Television American Horror Story: Coven Behind The Candelabra — WINNER Dancing on the Edge Top of the Lake The White Queen Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television Jacqueline Bisset, Dancing on the Edge — WINNER Janet McTeer, The White Queen Hayden Panettiere, Nashville Monica Potter, Parenthood Sofia Vergara, Modern Family Best Performance by an Actress In A Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Sally Hawkins, Blue Jasmine Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle — WINNER Lupita Nyong’o, 12 Years a Slave Julia Roberts, August: Osage County June Squibb, Nebraska Best Motion Picture — Comedy Or Musical American Hustle — WINNER Her Inside Llewyn Davis Nebraska The Wolf of Wall Street

A sewage pipe broke prior to the 71st annual Golden Globeslast night, flooding the red carpet. But you know what really stunk at the event? E!'s ridiculous pre-show coverage... and we're not talking about the Mani Cam for a change. Running through various Fun Facts about nominees throughout the evening, the network honed in on Best Comedy Actor nominee Michael J. Fox and actually wrote: Michael J. Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease in 1991. Following some understandable backlash from viewers, producers issued an apology via a statement to The Hollywood Reporter. “We regret the insensitive classification of Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s diagnosis during our live stream. We understand the serious nature of the disease and sincerely apologize.” Hey, Fun Fact: E! is the home of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. It has a lot more to apologize for than this.

Last night, the Golden Globeshonored Woody Allen for a lifetime of making movies with the prestigious with the Cecil B. Demille Award. But the honor didn't go over well with at least two viewers. First, Mia Farrow (Allen's ex-wife of 12 years) Tweeted "Time to grab some icecream & switch over to #GIRLS" when Diane Keaton took to the stage to introduce a montage in Allen's honor. But then Allen's son, Ronan Farrow, came down MUCH harder on his father. “Missed the Woody Allen tribute," Farrow Tweeted. "Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall? Damn. Ouch. Not much one can say back to that. Ronana was referring to allegations that the film icon sexually abused his seven-year-old sister Dylan many years ago. The case was dropped in 1992, but Dylan has always stood by the allegations. Allen, meanwhile, did not attend the Golden Globes to receive the award - and has been on the receiving end of Farrow's vitriol before. In June 2012, the 25-year old Tweeted "Happy father's day -- or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day." This time, he was bringing up the fact that Allen cheated on Mia Farrow with Soon-Yi Previn, her adopted daughter from a previous marriage. Father and son have scarcely talked since.

Last night, the Golden Globeshonored Woody Allen for a lifetime of making movies with the prestigious with the Cecil B. Demille Award. But the honor didn't go over well with at least two viewers. First, Mia Farrow (Allen's ex-wife of 12 years) Tweeted "Time to grab some icecream & switch over to #GIRLS" when Diane Keaton took to the stage to introduce a montage in Allen's honor. But then Allen's son, Ronan Farrow, came down MUCH harder on his father. “Missed the Woody Allen tribute," Farrow Tweeted. "Did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall? Damn. Ouch. Not much one can say back to that. Ronana was referring to allegations that the film icon sexually abused his seven-year-old sister Dylan many years ago. The case was dropped in 1992, but Dylan has always stood by the allegations. Allen, meanwhile, did not attend the Golden Globes to receive the award - and has been on the receiving end of Farrow's vitriol before. In June 2012, the 25-year old Tweeted "Happy father's day -- or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day." This time, he was bringing up the fact that Allen cheated on Mia Farrow with Soon-Yi Previn, her adopted daughter from a previous marriage. Father and son have scarcely talked since.